PSA: Urgent Call for Ban of Creative Thinking

NO CRITICAL THINKING

The most drastic and dangerous events in all of history have been a result of unorthodox thinking. Martin Luther King Jr. challenged the preexisting laws causing uprisings and an undying tension between people. Susan B. Anthony similarly fought for her tainted beliefs which led to unnecessary change and conflict with the government who are only trying to help the people. Consequentially, this type of critical thinking should be banned as it sets up the potential for abominations to ensue. Uniform thinking provides everyone with a set of correct morals and positive thoughts than prevent danger and can uplift society.

        Conformity is the ideal way for a utopian society to function. Everyone hold the same beliefs and attitudes toward life. One’s purpose is set and there is no need to look for alternative ways to live as people will live in tranquility and calamity. Thinking critically is the precedent for societal corruption. When someone strays from the proper ways, absurd ideas arise. These individuals overthink and analyze circumstances so much to the point they believe things aren’t the best they could be when they are. This then implements feelings of anxiety unto others which spreads from person to person like a disease. Soon enough, everyone is no longer at peace and feels nothing is right. By thinking the same, this distress is avoided completely.

       Critical thinking jeopardizes the peacefulness that uniform thinking ensures. Its use should therefore be banned effective immediately. This is a pressing issue that must be attended to right away. The longer it’s waited to be addressed, the less perilous events will be avoided. To rescue society from impending danger, critically thinking needs to be forgone forever. ✨