PSA

Live GLAMorously under the most renowned leaders. Worry solely on your looks and you will be fine! You are in great hands, leave all the thinking to us! Glamorous Looks Aimed for Mankind! ✨

ANTI-art

        It has come to our attention that a grave new threat has arisen in opposition of GLAM that we must warn you all about. The International Child Art Foundation (ICAF) promotes creativity and spontaneity, completely contradicting GLAM’s uniformity and calamity. ICAF violates everything that is necessary to create the perfect society that GLAM establishes. As a result, GLAM Squad urges you not to engage this this lethal group.
        They “aspire to bring out a creativity revolution” just as unGLAMorous people such as Martin Luther King Jr. also intended to bring out revolutions. MLK’s movement led to innumerable deaths, so obviously ICAF’s movement is destined to cause many to perish. How will one die from ICAF? Well! ICAF circulates around the idea of children displaying their creativeness through art. This is recipe for disaster because it leads to a new way of thinking. A different mindset than one given to all by GLAM is irregular and disrupts the harmonic balance that a uniform brain so easily provides. These disparities slowly begin to grow in number leading to various conflicting ideas which is what then ignites war and killing and violence.

            The only art you should be concerned about is your beauty. Find pleasure in your appearance not some painting or sketch. Take it from us, GLAM Squad, to avoid the ICAF at all costs because we know exactly what’s best for you. JUST LOOK PRETTY AND WE’LL DO THE THINKING FOR YOU! ✨

WARNING: AVOID THEM

PROPAGANDA

GLAM is heaven on Earth.

Everyone is becoming GLAMorous so why don't you!?

Endorsement: Ideal Citizens of GLAM

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian - 
The one and only Kim K. is one of the most notable GLAM members in history. She joined the GLAM campaign years ago, and has been one of the greatest influences since. Her empty-mindedness, uncreative thoughts, and ability to disregard any information has made her the perfect role model for GLAM citizens everywhere. Kim turned her attention to what really mattered: beauty. She spends her time picking out the best foundation for her skin tone and the best shade of gloss for her lushes lips. Everyone dreams of looking like Kim, and having her most phenomenal, curvy body. She owes her look to GLAM, and her ability to disregard irrelevant information such as education, politics, and any other nonGLAMmed topics as well. She learns exactly what is regulated by GLAM and lives a life of pure paradise. This GLAM member deserves to be in the hall of fame. If you all live your lives in the way Kim Kardashian lives her life, then we promise nothing but happiness for all eternity.  ✨

Adolf Hitler -

Hitler's idea of the perfect 
citizen

One of the greatest leaders of all time was Mr. Adolf Hitler. He was a perfect leader who knew just what his citizens should look like and act like. Therefore, if want to learn from one of the greatest GLAM Squad leaders in history, take a glance at Hitler! He managed to reign over all of Germany with intentions of creating a unified country. He focused on looks: beautiful blonde hair and gorgeous blue eyes. Hitler was willing to do just about anything to achieve this utopia which clearly exemplifies his fortitude and love for his country. His surreal leadership skills gave way to his ability to enlighten others with the right mindset to follow his beliefs. Luckily, we as GLAM Squad leaders, bequeathed his wonderful leadership abilities and do our best to replicate his legacy; doing all that we can to better our country and our citizens. ✨

Kim Jong Un -                                                

Kim Jong Un is as happy 
therefore his citizens are happy too.

We are beyond blessed to be able to live in the presence of this GLAMmed out leader. He follows in the footsteps of his father and grandfather and continues their GLAMorous 
leadership qualities. Kim Jong Un is a prime example of a perfect leader who cares greatly for his country and wants nothing but the best for them; making them think in only the way he wants them to think! He is a true inspiration. His assertive demeanor incites a respected obedience throughout all of North Korea. Jong Un is loved by every one of his citizens because of his admirable leadership skills. He is so sincerely focused on his country's well-being and cohesiveness that he rejects communication from outside countries to North Korea! With this strategy, the Koreans will be unblemished from any ugly outsiders and their disgusting mindsets. Us GLAM Squad members will do the best we can to create the same atmosphere for our GLAM citizens, and can only dream about someday visiting such a paradise. ✨

Parent Guide: How to raise an ideal citizen

     
     Everything GLAM does is for your best interest. Citizens who are thinking of becoming first time parents need to understand this one simple concept and follow GLAM Squad's own personal guide to raising an ideal child in our perfect, peaceful, and happy world. 
     First off, from the moment your child is born, you will hand them off to the Glam Squad members where they will be taken to get “glammed up.” Shortly after, we will hand them back to you and your new child will be a perfect, free from all sin, citizen. Then one of course, from the moment your child is born, you must teach them that all creative thinking is forbidden (not to mention illegal). If at any time, your child -or any citizen for that matter- is caught for thinking too creatively, they will right away be considered an “ugly,” no matter what the age. Such forbidden creative actions that you must stray your child away from includes: drawing, painting, reading of literature not approved of by the glam squad, listening/singing to banned music, dancing, playing an instrument, and so on and so forth. These activities creates children to have too much of an imaginative mind, causing them to question motives, and will therefore threaten the safety of this country. The ultimate goal from birth is to think pretty (uncreatively), and look pretty (like Kim Kardashian). 
Next, parents must enroll their children in GLAM School at age 6, and must also start their children in the GLAM Service Program. Schools ultimate job is to teach your child how to live life “prettily;” preparing them with everything they need to know in order to pass the Pretty Test that's given at age 18. Aside from that, you need to make sure that your child participates in GLAM Services, where they do nothing but help the community. Such activities include: picking up trash around the town, helping in local beauty contest, baking for the GLAM Squad, and so on and so forth. Everything and anything a citizen does in this country is to please the GLAM Squad. When the GLAM Squad is happy, the country is happy.
  The most important day of your child’s life is their 18th birthday; because that is the day they are officially sworn into the GLAM community as either a pretty adult☺or as an ugly adult ☹. You will issue your own child's test on the day of their 18th birthday, and you will be watched at every moment while your child completes the exam. This will determine their entire future. If your child passes this test, it means they will live the rest of their life rich, and in complete bliss and solace. However, if your child fails this test, meaning they think too creatively, then they will be considered an ugly and shunned from their entire family and community. You will look down upon your own child if they become an ugly and you will have to throw them out like garbage, where they will starve and live the rest of their life in poverty. Now we know this is not what any parent wants for their child, so simply don’t let your children think like Albert Einstein or Martin Luther King Jr., because those are terrible citizens who are shunned by everyone. We will take care of all the thinking, so like our idol Kim Kardashian says, “Don’t think, let other people do that for you” and also, “Never wear the wrong foundation color.”
  As we stated at the beginning of this guide, GLAM’s sole purpose is to do what is best for you and the citizens of the country. Therefore, if you can follow these simple steps when raising a child into this glamorous world, then your child will become an ideal citizen, you won't have to worry about anything, and the GLAM Squad will continue to share its generosity. Think how we think, do what we tell you to do, and we promise that this country will be nothing but paradise to you and your family. ✨

Indictment: dangerous citizens of GLAM

MLK resisting authorities 

     
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.-
It is a disgrace to mention this forsaken name to our GLAM Citizens because of what a terrible man he was. King was arrested  with several unlawful crimes of disobeying authority.He refused to do what public authority asked, and though he was smarter than the government. He was a smart man with too much of the wrong education and he believed that he could stand up to the government and protect his civil rights. King encouraged other citizens to act with him, causing a revolution against the government. He led boycotts and civil organizations which are prohibited and dangerous to society. Kings mindset of thinking he was above the government and could prove us all wrong was quiet comical; having the end result of his motive well deserved. This man is danger to all citizens of this country because he believed he knew what was best for this country and questioned the government’s power and ability. The only people who know what is best for this country are the GLAM Squad members, and we promise to keep all citizens like Martin Luther King Jr. banished from this beautiful and safe country. Creative and smart people like him must be stopped at all cost before they corrupt young pupils minds and make this country unsafe.

Susan B. Anthony-

Susan B. Anthony disobeying the
government

This woman is another dishonorable mention to the GLAM community who was arrested for questioning how the government ruled its country. She thought that she could go behind the governments back and input her two senses among the other citizens. Anthony arranged her own meetings, made her own speeches, put up her own posters, and disturbed the community's peace. She even made a movement for the civil right she believed in, and could not be stopped. Her creative and educated brain threatened the safety of this country, causing a revolution that lobbied against the governments thoughts. No matter what the government did to try and stop her, she continued to disobey and corrupt our society. Anthony is a threat to the GLAM Community and to obedient children because she’s brainwashing their minds into thinking the government is in the wrong and not doing what’s right for the people (which they are). Fighting against authority is forbidden in all aspects, and only jeopardizes the safety of this county. Therefore, it is GLAM's given right to protect the citizens and stop people like Susan B. Anthony from acting out.

                           Albert Einstein-

Einstein played a major role in the
creation of the atomic bomb.

Albert Einstein is a dangerous man to all GLAM Citizens. He was charged with an unlawful crime of critical thinking and using his creative intelligence to discover new things. He devolved the theory of modern physics and influenced the philosophy of science. Einstein also created one of the worlds most dangerous weapon known to man, the Atomic Bomb, which its sole purpose is to blow up and kill people. Intelligence leads to these deadly concepts and is banned at all cost through the government. If any citizen were to attempt to think like Albert Einstein will be sentenced to death because our job is to keep people safe from people to create things that kill other people. It is our duty to teach young pupil new ideas, not other citizens of this country. If Einstein is capable of thinking about how the world and science works, he is also very capable of threatening the government’s authority. He is a dangerous man and a dangerous role model for obedient citizens who thinks differently than everyone else and can brainwash people into wrongful doings. Glam Squad will stop citizens like Einstein before they continues to use intelligence against this country.

PSA: Urgent Call for Ban of Creative Thinking

NO CRITICAL THINKING

The most drastic and dangerous events in all of history have been a result of unorthodox thinking. Martin Luther King Jr. challenged the preexisting laws causing uprisings and an undying tension between people. Susan B. Anthony similarly fought for her tainted beliefs which led to unnecessary change and conflict with the government who are only trying to help the people. Consequentially, this type of critical thinking should be banned as it sets up the potential for abominations to ensue. Uniform thinking provides everyone with a set of correct morals and positive thoughts than prevent danger and can uplift society.

        Conformity is the ideal way for a utopian society to function. Everyone hold the same beliefs and attitudes toward life. One’s purpose is set and there is no need to look for alternative ways to live as people will live in tranquility and calamity. Thinking critically is the precedent for societal corruption. When someone strays from the proper ways, absurd ideas arise. These individuals overthink and analyze circumstances so much to the point they believe things aren’t the best they could be when they are. This then implements feelings of anxiety unto others which spreads from person to person like a disease. Soon enough, everyone is no longer at peace and feels nothing is right. By thinking the same, this distress is avoided completely.

       Critical thinking jeopardizes the peacefulness that uniform thinking ensures. Its use should therefore be banned effective immediately. This is a pressing issue that must be attended to right away. The longer it’s waited to be addressed, the less perilous events will be avoided. To rescue society from impending danger, critically thinking needs to be forgone forever. ✨